Bong Hit

Well I woke up one morning and my

Wife and my children were gone

I got so depressed I had to

Sit down and write me a song

Would you like to do a bong hit bong hit bong

As my head was feeling better

All the sudden there’s a knock on my door

It’s my neighbor he’s a hater

He’s complaining and he’s lookin to score

He said my girl smoked my last blunt

Before she went to work and made me see red

So I handed him a lighter and I smiled at him

And here’s what I said

Would you like to do a bong hit bong hit bong hit

Like to do a bong hit bong hit bong

So I just sat at my table and did

Bong hits till the day turned to night

I completely had forgotten ‘bout the

Song that I was trying to write

And if you really need to judge someone

I’m sure that what I’m doing is wrong

But I think I’ve thought of something else

That just might move the evening along

Would you like to do a bong hit bong hit bong hit

like to do a bong hit bong hit bong hit

like to do a bong hit bong hit bong